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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere
paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne
ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek
bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski
Compartment ke chances full hai..
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going
useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD
replied, "no dear, result is near".
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Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
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