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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi
nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub
check kar kay laya hoooon.' |
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Sardar 1 vichitra prani hai. Ye Guruduare ke aas paas
paya jata hai. Iska mukhya aahar langar hota hai. Iske
Sir pe 1 yantra laga hoto hai, jo roz 12 baje bajta
hai. Iske sare shareer pe baal hi baal hote hai. Ye
dunia ke har kone mein paya jata hai. Par jyadatar
punjab ke junglo mein paya jata hai. Isko Gurupurab
wale din badi matra mein dekha ja sakta hai. Yeh bade
ho ke driver banne ke aur manoranjan ke kaam aata hai
BOLO TA |
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Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay
wala mere blouse mai hath dal raha hai Sardar: Tu
chinta mat kar osay kia pata ke Betwa mere pas hai |
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ONE DAT A SARDAR STARTED KISSING A GIRL, THE GIRL
SAID:RUK JAO WARNA MEIN APNI JAAN LE LOON GI. THE
ANGRY SARDAR SAID, MAR JANA PER KISI DE KAM NA AANA.... |
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a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga
dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. |