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dunia k dar se teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi he,
bar bar dedar ho is lya moshan ki goli kha rakhi he. |
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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him, Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog:
Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into
the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n
slapped the man n said: He's not my friend. |
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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe
gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto:
Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. |