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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake,
the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there's a wet pussy,
there's a happy cock! |
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but
falls in! MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! |
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a
naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and he answered -
waiting for autumn. |
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! |
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Please
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( ) ) oh yeah !!!
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( ) ) baby ur good!
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