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Man pay Rs1000 to a Prostitute but she runs away.He puts an ad in
paper: If any1 finds sexy girl,in white top &red skirt,Fuck her,
SHE is PREPAID..!

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A boy donated blood to his GF.
After 5 days he wanted his blood back.
His GFthrew a used whisper at him&
said I will give u in monthly instalments

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A sexy girl without panty kept her zip open.
A boy asked "madam apke
TAJMAHAL ka darwaja band karo ,
humara KUTUB MINAR hil raha hai!

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Do not asked meaning of 2659 to any woman beacouse
this is their pvt

code 2-two inch ka hole.
6 six inch ka pole.
5 five minute ka maza.
9-nine mounth ki saza

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1) School ki Ghanti

2) Greeb ka Darwaza

3) Ladki ki Choot
Jab bhi Maro gay !
.
.
.
Tau ander bachy hi niklain gay

 

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