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Khussra wanted
to join army and after medical check up the
doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara
answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani
hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
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Rape
kes Court me.
Vakil : Benji bolo kya huya tha?
Pahle isne mujhe giraya, Fir Benji?
Fir mera blous fada, Fir peticot fada, Fir Benji?
Fir aapki ben chud gayi...
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Jo
marji se de, use chodna paap nahi hota,
Chodo kuwari ko, to mood kharab nahi hota,
Condam jarur lagana mere dost,
kyon ki lund ko dimag nahi hota...
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Lund:"Rehta hu bhai rehta hu, do taango ke beech mein rehta hoon,
jab bi chut dekhta hun to uth ke salaam karta hoon"
Chut:"Rehti hu bhai rehti hu, do taango ke beech mein rehti hu, jab
bi lund dekhti hu, muh khol kar swagat karti hun"
Jhaten:"Rehte hai bhai rehte hai,do tangon ke beech me rehte hain, chut
aur lund ke ladai mein ek do shaheed hote rehte hain"
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ek
sardar jiske muh par bahut saari dadi muchhe thi kuch kha raha tha
to use ek bachha dekh raha tha. bachhe ko kuch samajh nahin aa raha
tha to wo sardar se bola "UNCLE AAPKA MUH KAHAN HAI", to sardar gusse
me bola " EKI TERI MAA DA FUDDA E".
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