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Doctor: Kya
taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me
taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko
lo !!
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A person asked
a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom
main sorakh kar dia tha!!
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Malomati
sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay
hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya
toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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Train ki patri
pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat
jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho
betho gay.
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It is said that
inzamam don"t understand english. Once
commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a
baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah
Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done
very well. If they continue we
can have another chance.
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