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Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell
than...
OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH-
SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
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SEASON DHAMAKA OFFER
Send your girlfriend to me and win a baby
HURRY UP
First ten will get twins
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Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose motions hai.
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Never dance naked because the body has parts that
do not stop moving when the music stops.
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