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Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH

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think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !
 

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I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!

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Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!  

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Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open
 

 

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