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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...

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Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!  

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good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !

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What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

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Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

 

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