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na aap ayi na bahaar ayi na nemko ayi na
sharab ayi... marni hum ne thi marwa kesi
aur se ayi
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zindagee kii rah may hum aee or zindageee koo baha lee gay q k yee zindagee na
tere hai naa mere hai bus anee walee wakt kii hai
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Why
do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to
build up pressure.
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A
teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz
every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN
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Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about
even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves
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