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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je
Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom
main sorakh kar dia tha!!
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Malomati sawal? Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k
akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi.
Abhi to haath say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay.
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It
is said that inzamam don't understand english.
Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife
had a baby last week, is this true?".
Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well.
If they continue we can have another chance.
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Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook
chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!!
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