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kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........
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abbay aapna mobile charge.........

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Pehlay kiss karo...phir bister per laitao...phir dono tangein uper kar
k....thora saa neechay ho ker dheikho...ager BABY ne SOSO kiaya hai too uska
pamper change kerdo......

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Pehlay hath mein pakro! ..
...
Phir thook lagao?
..
...
Phir Seedha karo? ?
..
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Phir andar ghussao???
..
...
Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti.

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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
 

 

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