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Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...

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Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt.
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety.
MBA:Married But Available.....

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Do u know how the parachute got its name?
A girl jumped out of the plane,
And her skirt went up, a pathan saw up & said
"oye kitna pyarachuut hai"

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BRIDE"S Dad hands a note to the groom;
"GOODS delivered are not returnable! GROOM gave another note
back to father; "contract void if seal is broken!

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Pathan jail main qaid tha kissi ne poocha kis case main ho?

Pathan: gheebat ke case main

Man: gheebat ke case main kese?

Pathan: oye yaara hum ne peeth peechay burai kia tha na

 

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