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POLICE MUJRIM se: BATAO LARKE KE CHOOT KIO
MARI?
MUJRIM: janab GARME hogae thee OR LARKE bhe
buhat khubsurat thee....
POLICE: ab LARKE kahan hai?
MUJRIM: LARKE buhat khush hai or SMS parh
rahe hai...
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ek
sadu gali say ja raha tha kisi nay uspe bra peahki,
Sadhu bola hey prabhu yah tari kaisi leela hai,
Aam koi or choose raha hai,
aur chilkey humpe phenk raha hai...............
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A
judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!
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MALLIKA SHERAWAT DECIDES TO SUICIDE.
SLEEPS ON THE RAILWAY TRACK WITH LEGS WIDE OPEN.
NEXT DAY TIMES OF INDIA HEADLINES-
SHALIMAR EXPRESS IS MISSING.
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today a few drop$ of blood fell down of my heart and when i A$ked
why the re$ponse wa$ "There wa$ $omeone very cruel in your$ heat
that forced u$ to come out.....
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