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Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?

Ab mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi

Ab aA gaya

Chain Se Sona khoob Brhna    

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   For Safe sex use double condoms with chilly powder in between.
If the outer breaks she will know, if the inner breaks you"ll know.

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Chairman wapda nay sex ka doran apni biwi sa pocha ,
Bol na mari jaan tum ko kya gham hai ?Biwi boli,
Sartaj load ziada our voltage kam hai
haroon tabreez

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Question: Dunya ka sab say mushkil kaam kia hai?
Answer: Soye huay Pappu par Condom Charhana

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Suzuki recently launched a new car model LAURA.
All drivers are having a tough time when there Mem sahibs say:
Driver Laura Nikalo!
 

 

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