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Savery jaldi uth k, Naha k,
Saf jae kapry pa k, ALLAH aggay sajdy ker k,
Akkhan Band ker k, Sacchy Dil nal puch,

Mola Jadon Tussi Awal vandi main kithy C!

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A boy comes 2 class with broken specs.
Tchr: What Happned?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Tchr: But how did ur specs break?
Boy: She closed her legs..
   

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Tu Hamesha Dilme Rahe Hamare
Salamat Rakhna??.!!

Paak Bandgi Karta rahe Banda
Salamat Rakhna????!!
Nek Kamo me Zidagi ho �Fanna�
Ae Khuda, Salamat Rakhna??..!!
 

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Darbar me Tere Juka hai Ser
Salamat Rakhna???!!
Dua O me Utha hai Hath
Salamat Rakhna???.!!,
Rahe Teri Rahemat Nazar Ham pe
Salamat Rakhna????!!

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BOy: if i press ur boobs and run,
wht will u think ?


Girl: I will think, ek bewkoof,
jo puri car chala sakta tha,
sirf horn daba k bhaag gaya...

 

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