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A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
"" Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?""
So a man takes off his clothes n say,""Iron these!

 

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Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"

Mom: "Yes"

Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

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23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

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Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.

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Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.

 

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